/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft© Code
Project: Chicago(tm)
Project release-date: Summer 1998
Original version date: Aug 1994
*/
#include “win31.h”
#include “win95.h”
#include “evenmore.h”
#include “oldstuff.h”
#include “billrullz.h”
#define INSTALL = HARD
char_make_prog_look_big(1600000000)
void main()
{
while (!chrashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_50mb_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totaly_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_rest_of_OS/2();
hang_system();
}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu))
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, somethimes);
}
/* printf(“Welcome to Windows 3.11”); */
/* printf(“Welcome to Windows 95”); */
printf(“Welcome to Windows 98”);
if (system_ok()) crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open(“a:swp0001.swp”,0_create);
while (something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}
create_general_protection_fault();
}
