Ja arī Visual Studio būtu achievement’i

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  • #153270
    Crow
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    Un ja nu arī Visual Studio būtu achievement‘i, tāpat kā daudzās spēlītēs tagad? Iedomājieties, cik kruti būtu pazīmēties saviem darba kolēģiem par tiem, kurus tikko unlock‘ojāt. Tad nu lūk – te tāds mazs sarakstiņš ar tiem, kas varētu būt iespējami. Kā jau tas pienākas Visual Studio, tie ir par .NET/C# tēmu.

    • Job Security – Written a LINQ query with over 30 lines of code

    • The Sword Fighter – 5 Consecutive Solution Rebuilds with zero code changes

    • Shotgun Debugging – 5 Consecutive Solution Rebuilds with a single character change

    • The Mathematician – Defined 15 local variables with a single character name

    • The Academic – Written 1000 lines of F#

    • Spaghetti Monster – Written a single line with more than 300 characters

    • Wild One – Mixed tabs and spaces for indentation more than 5 times in a single line

    • The Organizer – Created a Solution with more than 50 projects

    • The Portal – Created a circular project dependency

    • The Multitasker – Have more than 50 source files open at the same time

    • The Code Keeper – Uninstalled Resharper because it made you redundant

    • Pasta Chef – Created a class with more than 100 fields, properties or methods

    • Procedural Programmer – Created a method with more than 10 out parameters

    • Steam Powered – Added Visual Studio as a Steam game

    • The Poet – Written a source file with more than 10,000 lines

    • The Enterprise – Build Solution took more than 10 minutes

    • Highway to Hell – Successfully created a WCF service

    • The Explainer – Written a comment with more than 100 words

    • TPS Reports – Created a Crystal Reports Project

    • Rage Quit – ALT+F4 after a failed bug fix

    • Ooooh Shiny – Written 100 extensions methods

    • Look Ma – Written an infinite Fibonacci generator using yield

    • The Engineer – Killed a zombie with The Wrench

    • The Architect – Created 25 Interfaces in a single project

    • The Right Way – Test method is longer than the tested method

    • The Defender – Checked every argument for null exceptions

    • Pokemon Programming – Caught all the exceptions

    • Black Magic – Implemented a RealProxy

    • Gimme back my ASM – Used ILGenerator

    • I’m Sorry – Created a new Visual Basic Project

    • The SEO Expert – ASP.NET MVC Routing table with more than 100 routes

    • The Matrix – Windows Forms with more than 100 controls

    • The Daredevil – UpdatePanels nested more than 3 layers deep

    • Just a Test – Nested multiline C-style comments that caused a compilation error

    • Warm Bath – Successfully consumed a non .NET SOAP web service

    • Old School – Defined more than 100 static objects

    • The Cloner – Copy-pasted more than 50 lines

    • The Dependency – Referenced more than 30 projects

    • Paying the bills – Imported a Visual Basic project

    • First Hit – Included a Codeproject.com library into your project and it actually compiled

    • Paula – Define a firstname field with value Brillant

    • Every Option Considered – Created an enum with more than 30 values

    https://blog.whiletrue.com/2011/01/what-if-visual-studio-had-achievements/

    #260482
    Kon
    Participant

    Vismaz piecos ieraudzīju Sevi, lai arī ienīstu programmēšanu tikpat ļoti kā siltu alu

    #260483
    KristoZ
    Participant

    Oh, daudzi tiešām labi! 😀 Varētu kāds uzcept plugin/extension priekš VS ar šiem… Domāju, ka iepriecinātu daudzu programmētāju sirsniņas… 😕

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