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Christmas-related phobias
North-Polar Disorder (NPD): The chronic fear that someone is on the roof.
Blitzen Fits (BF): Uncontrollable tantrums (dusmu lēkmes) resulting from the belief that reindeer have befouled (apgānījuši) one’s driveway.
Angoraphobia (AP): A chronic fear that cousin Harriet from Omaha sent you another homemade sweater for Christmas.
OCD-AAA: A variation on obsessive-compulsive disorder, in which sufferers are constantly on the verge of panic for fear that they forgot to buy triple-A batteries for their kid’s Game Boy. Although researchers once believed OCD-AAA was chiefly a male syndrome passed from father to son, new data point to a variant in married women. Currently classified OCD-BVD, the affliction manifests in wives’ inability to choose between boxers and briefs when underwear shopping for their spouses. (Further studies are currently being conducted under a joint grant from the AMA, NIH and the Fruit of the Loom Foundation.)
Ho-Ho-Phobia (HHP): A profound fear of rotund, bearded men in red suits and black boots. HHP outbreaks usually surface in late November, when sufferers begin to report frequent sightings of their most feared apparition on street corners, in shop windows and on TV commercials for local car dealerships. Often referring to these men as Santa Claus, St. Nick or “chortling fatboy,” the afflicted appear most unsettled by what they call “department store Santas,” whom they insist “are constantly surrounded by cranky little men in green outfits who keep glancing at their watches.”
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