Vecs, bet labs :D Hakers pret fakeru :D

[Jaunzems]

Patiess stāsts, kā kāds bīstams vācu hakeris ar kličku bitchchecker sanaidojies ar kāda IRC kanāla admistratoru un piesolījis viņam nodzēst visus cietos diskus uz datora! Administrators iedevis 127.0.0.1 IP adresi sakot, ka tā ir viņa IP adrese un lai hako droši!

Patiešām smieklīgs stāsts.. Turpinājumā viņu čata kopijas latviskojums, tiešām jautri!

Aizveries, Es tevi Uzhakošu!, jeb Shut Up I hack you!

Oriģinālais Autors “Elch”

Š is „Gudrais” hakeris runā vāciski, es centos pārtulkot visu pa latviski, protams ir dažas nepilnības tulkojumā, bet viņš pats arī nerunāja izcili gramatiski pareizi. Viņš patiešām teica frāzi “buy buy” Vācu versijā.

Iegaumē:

• Bīstamā hakera klička ir bitchchecker un viņš mēģina uzhakor šī raksta oriģinālo autoru ar kličku Elch.

• 127.0.0.1 ir vienmēr tā IP adrese ir vienmēr tā datora adrese pie kā tu sēdi (localhost).

Stāsts sākas #stopHipHop IRC kanālā. Daži cilvēki tam sākumā noticēja un nebija smieklīgi, bet beigās viss izvērtās rēkā…

* bitchchecker (~[email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)

* bitchchecker (~[email protected]) has joined #stopHipHop

~bitchchecker~ kāpēc tu mani izkikoji

~bitchchecker~ vai nevari čatot normāli

~bitchchecker~ atbildi!

~Elch~ mēs tevi neizkikojām

~Elch~ tev bija ping timeout: * bitchchecker (~[email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)

~bitchchecker~ kāds ping vecīt

~bitchchecker~ ms taimings no mana pc ir labs

~bitchchecker~ man vienmēr ir kompis priekšā visam

~bitchchecker~ tu mani izbanoji

~bitchchecker~ nolādēts tu kuņas dēls

~HopperHunter|afk~ LOL

~HopperHunter|afk~ bļe tu esi stulbs, kompis priekšā visam^^

~bitchchecker~ aizpis muti MUMS KOMPIS IR PRIEKŠ Ä€ VISAM!

~bitchchecker~ jau divas nedēļas

~bitchchecker~ kad ierubīju kompi, parādās paziņojums, ka DST ir apstiprināts.

~Elch~ Tu esi īsts eksperts!

~bitchchecker~ aizveries, es tevi uzhakošu

~Elch~ ok, esmu kluss, ceru ka nerādīsi mums cik labs hakeris tu esi ^^

~bitchchecker~ iedod man savu tīkla nummuru, tad tu būsi beigts

~Elch~ Tas ir 129.0.0.1

~Elch~ vai varbūt 127.0.0.1

~Elch~ jā tieši tā tas ir: 127.0.0.1 Es gaidu tavu uzbrukumu

~bitchchecker~ pēc piecām minūtēm tavs cietais disks tiks izdzēsts

~Elch~ Tagad es trīcu kā kaps

~bitchchecker~ aizpis puti, tu būsi miris

~bitchchecker~ man ir programma ar kuru es ieiešu tavā ip un tu būsi beigts

~bitchchecker~ saki ardievas

~Elch~ kam tad?

~bitchchecker~ sev vecīt

~bitchchecker~ buy buy

~Elch~ Es domāju par tik lieliskiem hackeriem kā tu

* bitchchecker (~[email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)

Nu ir klusums: Vecis iegāja ar savu progu savā kompī caur savu ip un uzbruka pats sev.

Es atkal sāku par to domāt, man nebij par ko uztraukties, bet īsts hakeris nekad to nedarīt dienas laikā.

* bitchchecker (~[email protected]) has joined #stopHipHop

~bitchchecker~ džekiņ, esi laimīgs, mans kompis tiko nopisās, nekas tu tūlīt būsi miris

~Metanot~ lol

~Elch~ bitchchecker: Mēģini man uzbrukt vēlreiz, man jiprojām ir IP: 127.0.0.1

~bitchchecker~ tu esi tik debīls vecīt

~bitchchecker~ saki buy buy

~Metanot~ ehh, [Lūdzu kontrolē savu buy buy pļerkšķēšanu] zb jau

~bitchchecker~ buy buy elch

* bitchchecker (~[email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)

Atkal džeks nopisa savu kompi, pēc 6 minūtēm atgriezās, bet īsts hakeris tak zinātu kas ir local host!

* bitchchecker (~[email protected]) has joined #stopHipHop

~bitchchecker~ elch, tu kuces dēls

~Metanot~ bitchchecker cik tev gadu?

~Elch~ Kas ir bitchchecker?

~bitchchecker~ tev ir ugnus muris

~bitchchecker~ uguns mūris

~Elch~ varbūt, es nezinu

~bitchchecker~ man ir 26

~Metanot~ 26?

~Elch~ kā tu uzzināji vai man ir ugunsmūris?

~Metanot~ tststs tas nav labi

~bitchchecker~ jo tavs geju ugunsmūrs atvirzīja manu izslēgšanas signālu un tas nonāca atpakaļ pie manis

~bitchchecker~ esi vecis un izslēdz to sūdu

~Elch~ forši, nezināju ka tas ir iespējams.

~bitchchecker~ tad mans vīruss izpisīs tavu kompi

~Metanot~ tu pats sevi hacko?

~Elch~ jā bitchchecker mēģina mani uzlauzt

~Metanot~ ha bitchchecker ja tu esi hakeris tad tev jāapiet ugunsmūris

~bitchchecker~ jā vecīt es hakoju elch bet sūkātājam ugunsmūris ir

~Metanot~ kāds ugunsmūris tev ir?

~bitchchecker~ tākā meitene

~Metanot~ ugunsmūris ir normāls… normāls hakeris tam tiks pāri, pats kā meitene^^

~He~ Kuce pati sev iedeva sejā pa localhost

~bitchchecker~ izrubī ugunsmūri un es tev nosūtīsu vīrusu [Please control your cussing]er

~Elch~ Nee

~Metanot~ ha bitchchecker kamdēļ tā jaizslēdz, tev tā ir jaizslēdz

~bitchchecker~ tu ļaunais

~bitchchecker~ es negribu hakot kā viņš, kurš slēpjas aiz ugunsmūra kā meitene

~bitchchecker~ elch izslēdz savu sūdu mūri!

~Metanot~ es gaidīju lai ko teiktu, tu vispār māki nodefinēt vārdu hakošana??? Ja viņš izslēgs ugunsmūri, tas jau būs kā ielūgums nevis hakošana

~bitchchecker~ aizveries

~Metanot~ lol

~bitchchecker~ mana vecmutere sēž netā ar ugunsmūri

~bitchchecker~ un tu sūkātāj domā ka esi krutais ejot netā ar ugunsmūri

Viņš mani meitenīgi apsaukāja un tik vien teica ka viņa vecmutere izmantojot ugunsmūri. Es zinu ka vecākiem cilvēkiem ir vairāk inteliģences nekā jaunākiem, bet es jau neko… Lai redzētu cik viņš ir labs un attapīgs hakeris es viņam meloju, man nebija ugunsmūra, bet tikai mans rūteris.

~Elch~ bitchchecker, kolēģis man parādīja kā izslēgt ugunsmūri, tagad vari mēgināt atkal

~Metanot~ bitchhacker nevar uzhakot

~Black~TdV~~ Laba vārduspēle ^^

~bitchchecker~ nu nu vecīt..

~Elch~ bitchchecker: Es joprojām gaidu tavu uzbrukumu!

~Metanot~ jau cik reižu viņš nav hakeris

~bitchchecker~ vēcīt tu gribi vīrusu

~bitchchecker~ iedod man savu ip un tas izdzēsīs tavus cietos diskus

~Metanot~ lol dod tik šurp, es pats esmu hakris un zinu ko hakeri dara 100.00% tu nēsi hakeris..^^

~Elch~ 127.0.0.1

~Elch~ tas ir vienkārši

~bitchchecker~ lolololol tu esi debils, tu mirsi

~bitchchecker~ un tavi pirmie faili tiek dzēsti

~Elch~ mammīt…

~Elch~ apskatīšos

Panikā es palaidu Windows Explorer, mana sirds sitās straujāk. Vai es viņu apmuļķoju?

~bitchchecker~ nevajag neko glābt, tu nevari kuces dēls

~Elch~ tas slikti

~bitchchecker~ elch tu idiņš, tavs disks g: ir dzēsts

~Elch~ jā te nu es neko nevaru darīt

~bitchchecker~ un 20 sekundēs f: ir dzēsts

Jā tiesa, G: un F: nav vairs. Vai tie man jeb kad bija? Nezinu, nebija laika domāt, biju nobijies.

~bitchchecker~ idiņu noteikumi

~bitchchecker~ elch tu kuņas dēls f; un e; ir pagalam

Disks E:? Ak dievs… Visas spēles te ir! Un svētku bildes! Es momentā iemetu aci, viss bija savās vietās. But Bet hakeris teica ka ir izdzēsts viss….

Vai arī tas nenotiek ar manu kompi?

~bitchchecker~ un d: ir uz 45% tu idiņlolololol

~He~ kapēc meta neko nesaka

~Elch~ viņš noteikti vēļājas pa zemi rēcot

~Black~TdV~~ ^^

~bitchchecker~ tavs d: ir pagalam

~He~ uz priekšu KUCE

Džeks ir labs: Mans cd-roms ir izdzēsts!

~bitchchecker~ elch tu esi debils, nekad nedod savu ip netā

~bitchchecker~ esmu uz c: 30 procenti

Vai man vajadzēja teikt ka viņš man neuzbrūk?

* bitchchecker (~[email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)

Par vēlu, ir 20:22 kad saņēmām pēdējo ziņu ar ierakstu “bitchchecker”. Redzējām ka viņam ir “Ping timeout”.

Vairs nekad nebijām viņu redzējuši.

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VISI, KURI SAKA, KA ZIN, LAI PAKLUSĒ, JO IR JAU ARĪCILVĒKI, KURI Š O JOKU NEZIN 🙂

[azazul]

Mana tauta, tā nīkst …

:/

[Jaunzems]

Ļaauj man izskaidrot – es te parakājos gar vecajām H&P diskusijām – un es atradu šo. BTW, arī to bija iepostojis cilvēks vārdā… e.j.…

https://www.draugiem.lv/groups/group.php?gid=1799&pid=10031380&so=0

[EzgaJups]

A jēga dot linku uz slēgtu grupu?

[Mr.Death]

šitais čata izraksts man atgādināja “ĪSTI VĪRI BACKUPUS NETAISA!” :D:D:D

[Evers]

šitas bij labs :D:D

[gangstalv]

Tas čalis pa īsto nonesa pats savu kompi?

[RicoPico]

Zābaks… 😀

[izredzētais]

kaut kas vienreizējs..

[msh]

Tulkojums patizls, oriģināls rullē.

[Jaunzems]

Oriģinālis

[spoil][align=left]The story starts (I’m shortcutting here) with an [Please control your cussing] insulting everyone on the IRC channel. Most people there believed it was rather funny, but it got even more funny. For information: The dangerous hacker is called bitchchecker and the one being hacked and original author of the comments, who is talking here, is known as Elch. 127.0.0.1 is always the IP-adress of the computer you’re currently using, any request there will return to your computer.

Quote:

* bitchchecker (~[email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)

* bitchchecker (~[email protected]) has joined #stopHipHop

why do you kick me

can’t you discus normally

answer!

we didn’t kick you

you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker (~[email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)

what ping man

the timing of my pc is right

i even have dst

you banned me

amit it you son of a bitch

LOL

**** you’re stupid, DST^^

shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!

for two weaks already

when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.

You’re a real computer expert

shut up i hack you

ok, i’m quiet, hope you don’t show us how good a hacker you are ^^

tell me your network number man then you’re dead

Eh, it’s 129.0.0.1

or maybe 127.0.0.1

yes exactly that’s it: 127.0.0.1 I’m waiting for you great attack

in five minutes your hard drive is deleted

Now I’m frightened

shut up you’ll be gone

i have a program where i enter your ip and you’re dead

say goodbye

to whom?

to you man

buy buy

I’m shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you

* bitchchecker (~[email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)

What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned..

Quote:

* bitchchecker (~[email protected]) has joined #stopHipHop

dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you’d be gone

lol

bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again… I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1

you’re so stupid man

say buy buy

ah, [Please control your cussing] off

buy buy elch

* bitchchecker (~[email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)

There was a tension in the room… Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve… Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.

Quote:

* bitchchecker (~[email protected]) has joined #stopHipHop

elch you son of a bitch

bitchchecker how old are you?

What’s up bitchchecker?

you have a frie wal

fire wall

maybe, i don’t know

i’m 26

such behaviour with 26?

how did you find out that I have a firewall?

tststs this is not very nice missy

because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me

be a man turn that **** off

cool, didn’t know this was possible.

thn my virus destroys your pc man

are you hacking yourselves?

yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me

he bitchchecker if you’re a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that

yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the

what firewall do you have?

like a girl

firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it…you girl^^

Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you’re letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time

turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er

Noo

he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off

you’re afraid

i don’t wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall

elch turn off your **** wall!

i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that’s an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking

shut up

lol

my grandma surfs with fire wall

and you suckers think you’re cool and don’t dare going into the internet without a fire wall

He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn’t let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don’t have a firewall at all, only my router.

Quote:

bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again

bitchhacker can’t hack

> nice play on words ^^

wort man

bitchchecker: I’m still waiting for your attack!

how many times again he is no hacker

man do you want a virus

tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive

lol ne give it up i’m a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you’re no hacker..^^

127.0.0.1

it’s easy

lolololol you so stupid man you’ll be gone

and are the first files being deleted

mom…

i’ll take a look

In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?

Quote:

don’t need to rescue you can’t son of a bitch

that’s bad

elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted

yes, there’s nothing i can do about it

and in 20 seconds f: is gone

Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn’t matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.

Quote:

tupac rules

elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too

Drive E Oh my ***… All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted….

Or isn’t it happening on my computer?

Quote:

and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol

why doesn’t meta say anything

he’s probably rolling on the floor laughing

> ^^

your d: is gone

go on BITCH

The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I’ll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.

Quote:

elch man you’re so stupid never give your ip on the internet

i’m already at c: 30 percent

Should I tell him he’s not attacking my computer?

Quote:

* bitchchecker (~[email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)

Too late… It’s 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias “bitchchecker”. We see that he has a “Ping timeout”. We haven’t seen him since then… must be the Daylight Saving Time.

[/spoil]

[iKey]

localhost IP zin ne tikai hakeri, bet arī ar datortīkliem saistīti cilvēki

[Autors]

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